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  • 21 Feb 2013

    Alternative Miss Ireland tops a list of "ten mind boggling beauty pageants"

    And to get to the #1 spot she had to beat off some stiff competition from Miss Land Mine, Miss Nun, Miss Beautiful Morals, and Miss Klingon. It was probably the contestant talent of "snorting cocaine" that pushed us over the line.

     

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  • 22 Oct 2012

    Jonny Woo Shuts The Fuck Up

    Jonny Woo performing Shut The Fuck Up at the 2012 Alternative Miss Ireland, ably assisted by fellow drag nuts Ma Butcher, John Sizzle and Julie Seabrew.

    (thanks Alex)

     

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  • 31 Aug 2012

    Gorgeous and fun into to the Alternative Miss Ireland XVIII

    Filmed at the final pageant last March by Still Films. The whle show will be online soon.

     

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  • 02 Aug 2012

    Posters and cakes

    The Alternative Miss Ireland XVIII poster (with the mirrored silver effect which is lost in the reproduction below), designed by Niall Sweeney, was selected for exhibition at the 23rd Chaumont International Poster and Graphic Design Festival in France. Out of thousands of entries, they exhibit 100 works, and if you are a grtaphics nerd, you might be interested in the catalogue.

     

    And speaking of graphic Mr Sweeney....

    Niall also works with our girl Michelle from The Cake Cafe on Camden Street, and she is writing a cook book - in collaboration with Niall - and is looking to fund it through FundIt. If you know either The Cake Cafe, or Niall's work (or the plates, bags, tea towels, etc. that they've done together before) you'll know this is going to be gorgeous and probably good enough to eat!

    Details HERE.

     

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  • 10 Jul 2012

    Fun short video of the Alternative Miss Ireland float in the Pride parade

    This is a fun clip by Will St Leger (thanks Will!). We were literally the very first thing on the parade this year which meant the pavements were a little quieter than usual as we passed - because people only really come out to watch the parade when they hear it. But you can see in some of the shots how huge the crown behind us was. You can't even see the next float there are so many people between us and them.

    My favourite part is at the end of the clip. When we reached Merrion Square, the people on foot were directed into the square while the floats were directed in a different direction to park around on the other side of the square. So we sped off and kind of had our own private parade, blasting out the music and having an impromptu disco on our float all on our own where we parked on the other side of the park. Oh we LOL-ed!

     

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  • 07 Jul 2012

    RTE radio documentary on the final Alternative Miss Ireland

    Earlier today RTE1 broadcast a documentary called May The Best Queen Win about the final AMI, which followed two contestants in the build up to the event, including, fortuitously, Minnie Melange. 

    You can listen to it, or download it, HERE.

     

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  • 06 Jul 2012

    The final Alternative Miss Ireland as seen by the Gay & Lesbian Review: Worldwide

    You need to be a subscriber to read it on Gay & Lesbian Review: Worldwide so I've pasted it here. I'm assuming they won't mind too much seeing as it's about our event an' all...


    Volume 19, Issue 4: Summer Reading

    The Last Alternative Miss Ireland Is Crowned

    Ed Madden

    ON SUNDAY, MARCH 18, Panti, one of Ireland's best-loved drag queens, took the stage at the Olympia Theatre in Dublin to offer a prayer to Dolly Parton and a welcome to the final performance of Alternative Miss Ireland or AMI, Ireland's long-running queer beauty pageant-or what Panti likes to call Gay Christmas. After eighteen performances over 25 years, a coming of age and a "silver jubilee," the last AMI ended on a transformative and powerful note.

    AMI has long celebrated sexual diversity, with a distinct gay sensibility and contestants of varied genders and sexualities, but the show ended this year on queerer affirmations of difference, with the crowning of Minnie Mélange, a little person who delighted the audience with her big performance, a smart subversion of the Disney fairytale of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

    First staged on April Fool's Day in 1987 as a fundraiser against domestic violence, Alternative Miss Ireland was revived in 1996, three years after the decriminalization of homosexuality in Ireland, as a fundraiser for AIDS charities. Since then, according to the AMI website (www.alternativemissireland.com), the event has raised over 335,000 Euros (about $433,000) for Irish HIV/AIDS organizations. This year's closing event marked the launch of a new AIDS action website for Ireland, Get AIDS (getaids.org), intended to address the continued stigmatization and silence about HIV in Ireland.

    In the years since its revival, this drag pageant has always been scheduled near St. Patrick's Day, as if in ironic comment on the traditional (though increasingly touristy, kitschy, and commodified) versions of Irish identity on display. Indeed, although the primary appeal of the pageant seems to be the camp performances and communal celebrations of queer culture, as well as the charitable mission against HIV, an insistent subversive impulse is central to the event. Much of the mockery is aimed at traditional Irish versions of gender and sexuality, as Fintan Walsh noted in a recent issue of Irish Theatre Magazine. A lecturer in theatre at Queen Mary, University of London, Walsh writes: "Implicitly, the event mocks idealized notions of gender and sexuality which are deeply inscribed in Irish culture, particularly rigid constructions of women and morality, and iconic place-holders of virtue such as Cathleen Ní Houlihan and the Virgin Mary, not to mention commercialized competitions like the Rose of Tralee and Miss Ireland."

    In addition, Walsh notes that AMI has often addressed "highly topical concerns with a frankness and immediacy" not available in mainstream cultural productions. In 2010, for example, although the winner was a more traditional drag queen, the crowd favorite was Opus Gei and the Glorious Mysteries, a wickedly smart and provocative drag act that explicitly targeted the Catholic Church for a history of institutional and sexual abuse in Ireland, which had begun to come to light in a series of devastating reports in 2009 and 2010. It implicitly targeted, as well, the media tendency to collapse homosexuality and abuse. (See my article, "The Irish Priesthood Goes Burlesque," in the GLR's Nov.-Dec. 2010 issue.)

    Befitting the end of an era, this year's show began with a sense of nostalgia. Following a parade of drag queens in period costume and parasols to "Put on Your Sunday Clothes" from Hello Dolly, the show truly opened with a stunning performance by an elevated silver-clad drag queen who sang Madonna's "Like a Virgin" in sean nós style (traditional Irish a cappella). Simultaneously hilarious and haunting, the performance captured the show's appeals to and subversions of traditional culture, as well as the cultural nostalgia subtending this year's event.

    It was a moment that drew on Poorhouse, a series of queer "trad nights" held last year in Dublin's Pantibar-a club night that, as the Irish Times put it, "puts the gay into Gaeilgeoir" (i.e., an Irish language speaker). Originally a series of house parties hosted by Dónal Mulligan and Adam Doherty, Poorhouse migrated to the club with the tagline, "We're gonna party like it's 1845," a snarky evocation of the Famine years as well as a comment on the current economic crisis. Poorhouse evenings were both nostalgic and camp, with sean nós versions of Madonna, risqué Irish language exams, and a growing crowd of young men showing up with their fiddles and pipes, ready to perform traditional music in this most untraditional of spaces, a gay bar. As Mulligan, a young lecturer in new media at Dublin City University, describes it, Poorhouse was "a fusion of a country up-bringing [with] drag and tongue-in-cheek performances" drawn from Dublin gay culture.

    Mulligan, also the creator of Opus Gei, was back for AMI this year with a similarly nostalgic act: Lughnasaigh (pronounced "lunacy"), a name evoking the Irish harvest festival, Lughnasa (and its titular solar deity, Lugh). He says the name was intended to suggest old Irish myth, but the act centered on the "empowering femininity" of an Irish warrior queen. "We wanted to represent the return of this ancient warrior queen model as a figure who might bring us out of the stupor and depression of imf-ecb post-bailout post-having-any-national-pride Ireland," he explained.

    The act, which won first runner-up, combined Irish tri-color costuming with scantily clad boys and cheerleader lifts, and gay classic anthems with traditional Irish music. Lughnasaigh opened with a voiceover from the 1990 inaugural speech of Mary Robinson, Ireland's first female president. (Her chant of "Come dance with me in Ireland" was a 14th-century poem adapted by W. B. Yeats). The final performance ended with the Pet Shop Boys' version of "Go West," suggesting a return to the traditional Irish culture associated with the west of Ireland, as the bare-chested Celtic warriors planted the Irish flag, Iwo Jima style.

    But the winner for the evening-both for the judges and the audience-was Minnie Mélange, the stage name for Sinéad De Burca. "Once upon a time, in a land far away, lived a little girl, who wasn't actually gay," said an announcer as the lights came up on an abnormally tall woman. But as the seven "dwarves" danced onstage and her skirt was tugged down to reveal 3'5" Minnie on a platform, he continued: "But why did she enter, I hear you all say. Is she alternative? Why yes-she was born this way!" And when she began to dance with her suddenly taller "dwarves" to Lady Gaga's "Born This Way," the crowd erupted in cheers.

    De Burca's performance added a new valence to Walsh's claim that AMI subverts idealized and normative notions of gender and sexuality. As De Burca notes on her blog, contestants in the annual Miss Ireland Pageant must fit a height requirement: "Contestants shall not be less than a minimum height of 5 ft 7 inches in stocking feet." "In order to be deemed as a beauty," she remarks, you have to fit the size requirement. But not at AMI. AMI promotional literature insists, "At AMI there are no boundaries of beauty, gender, creativity or even taste."

    Minnie's costume was an explicit echo of Disney's Snow White, and following the fairy-tale script, her first act (the daywear section of the pageant) ended with a wicked queen (De Burca's mother) handing her a poisoned apple. To the tune of Nina Simone's "I Put a Spell on You," she took a bite, collapsed, and her "dwarves" carried her offstage. When Minnie was asked why she entered-during the interview-swimwear portion of the pageant (in which she appeared in a Madonna-esque cone bustier)-she said that as a little girl she always wondered why Snow White had to be a tall person, and that she hoped Dublin wondered that, too. In her last act (evening wear), a little Prince Charming (De Burca's own father) kissed the sleeping beauty, bringing her back to life for a rousing medley of One Direction's "What Makes You Beautiful," Rihanna's "We Found Love," and the Black Eyed Peas' "I Gotta Feelin'." It was stirring and powerful.

    "One of the great things about this year's competition is that it wasn't won by a gay man in drag," Fintan Walsh recently said in an email, "nor did it focus on issues around Irish stereotypes, religion or necessarily a sexual morality. Minnie Mélange's performance was about an affirmation of difference in a very queer rather than gay way, and I think that was a really interesting point for the competition to end on."

    So one of Dublin's most important gay institutions has ended on a very queer note-expanding the celebration of difference and diversity by crowning as the last high queen of Alternative Miss Ireland a little woman.

    Author's Note: Thanks to Sinéad De Burca, Dónal Mulligan, Gary O'Toole, Fintan Walsh, and Tonie Walsh for their assistance. Sources for this article include: Irish Times (3/3/11); Film, Fashion & Pop Culture (4/8/12); and Irish Theatre Magazine (2/21/12).


    Ed Madden is an associate professor of English at the University of South Carolina and author of Prodigal: Variations , his second collection of poetry.

     

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  • 27 Jun 2012

    All aboard the good ship AMI this Saturday

    Join us on the Alternative Miss Ireland float in the Pride parade. Just follow the dress code...

     

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  • 27 Jun 2012

    Big screen outdoor screening of the final Alternative Miss Ireland

    The Pride festival AMI screening tonight in Meeting House Square was really great fun and the weather could not have been better - really warm and calm. There was a great turn out and a fun crowd. I brought Penny and I quietly drank wine with some of the AMI crew while Penny dozed or nibbled on popcorn. And Meeting House Square looked wonderful, with the big umbrellas up (although the weather was perfect anyway).

    Here's a pic of the crowd gathering before darkness fell and the screening began.

    Alternative Miss Ireland Miss Minnie Melange on the big screen.

     

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  • 26 Jun 2012

    Also tonight....

     

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