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Sunday Shenanigans

Sunday Shenanigans

On Sundays you can find Panti and her frenemy Dizzy Dyin’forit hanging out, playing records (everything from ’80s synth, to soul, to rock, to disco, to guilty pleasures), getting drunk, and judging you (quite harshly) in the bar from 6ish to 9ish (they’re on drag time — it’s an inexact science!). They’ll also make you popcorn and take photos with you, but there’s also a strong possibility they’ll hit on you inappropriately. In fact, if you’re ginger we can almost guarantee that Dizzy will make a fool of herself over you. She has an insatiable appetite for gingers. And that gurl has a big appetite!

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